09-11-2009, 04:24 PM
heard this long ago from one gettogether. forgot the place.
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a sergeant has just got out from a hospital for an amputated leg due to a roadside bombing in iraq.
the doctor has to put an artificial as per request of the sergeant.
afterward, the sergeant visit his long time girlfriend and decided they'd be getting married.
to make the story short, the wedding and the reception was successful.
the new couple went on honeymoon in hongkong.
inside the hotel, they kiss and hug each other.
suddenly the wife get hysterical, when the sergeant undress and remove his artificial leg, and say: why didn't you tell me this huh huh huh. and she started crying and cryin.
they the wife called her mother in the middle of the night of their honeymoon.
wife: Mommy, mommy! the wife cried.
mother: oh honey what happen. why are you crying? you should be happy, its your honeymoon.
wife: no mommy! noooooh! she continued.
mother: what should be the problem.? is there something wrong?
wife: yes, mom. my husband has only one foot! she cried.
and the mother replied
mother: oh, don't worry honey, your dad has only 6 inches.
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a sergeant has just got out from a hospital for an amputated leg due to a roadside bombing in iraq.
the doctor has to put an artificial as per request of the sergeant.
afterward, the sergeant visit his long time girlfriend and decided they'd be getting married.
to make the story short, the wedding and the reception was successful.
the new couple went on honeymoon in hongkong.
inside the hotel, they kiss and hug each other.
suddenly the wife get hysterical, when the sergeant undress and remove his artificial leg, and say: why didn't you tell me this huh huh huh. and she started crying and cryin.
they the wife called her mother in the middle of the night of their honeymoon.
wife: Mommy, mommy! the wife cried.
mother: oh honey what happen. why are you crying? you should be happy, its your honeymoon.
wife: no mommy! noooooh! she continued.
mother: what should be the problem.? is there something wrong?
wife: yes, mom. my husband has only one foot! she cried.
and the mother replied
mother: oh, don't worry honey, your dad has only 6 inches.